In response to my favorite dog's comment, I am sad to tell all my readers that my dog has officially reached STAGE 5 of his DOG syndrome. Remember about a few post ago, I managed to highlight about my "dog" or shall we say the world's first human dog.

Yup, to the dog out there, this is a post about you. Dedicated from me to you, just wishing you to live your life to the fullest. Don't worry what you think about yourself cause you can never change one fact, and that is about your DOG disease. I would like to wish you all the best in your future undertakings and if you want any pedigree, just give me a call and I as your MASTER will be all too glad to help you.

Just joking... You think I care? I don't give a damn about you. You are a disgrace to all the dogs out there. You know that dogs shoul

d be loyal to their Master? Just like this dog..

Anyway, since I am using a cacat computer to write this post, you are one mofo- lucky dog cause I can't upload embarrassing pictures about you. Now, going back to the topic, as your master, you should be thankful for having such a wonderful master like me. If it weren't for me, do you think that the DOGS HAVE RIGHTS TOO foundation would have accumulated around U$ 10 mil? This proves to us that there are many kind souls out there who are willing to save you but the question is now

ARE YOU SAVING YOURSELF?

I have a letter send by a concerned good Samaritan.. This is how it looks like..

44, Jalan Anjing,

45300 Tanah Anjing,

Woof Woof Dahrul Anjing.

To: Dato’ Paul

Fund Manager

DOGS HAVE RIGHTS TOO

FOUNDATION

Dear Sir,

Concern About The Human Dog’s Welfare

Without further a due, I would like to take this wonderful opportunity to congratulate you for your success in raising up to U$ 10 million in funds for our mother earth’s first HUMAN DOG. This opens a new era of revolution for mankind and with all the faith and belief I had entrusted in you, I have full confidence about you handling your responsibilities well .

2. However, the human dog’s welfare has always been my number 1 concern. The human dog (code name: Ch

ua Chen Yi 1992 ) has reached stage 5 of this syndrome. I am concern about his daily food intake and how he manages his daily life.

3. As a concern soul, I would love to have a reply later of you telling me about the daily activities of this HUMAN DOG. Aristotle once said “ World without dogs is a cruel and inhumane world.” As a great philanthropist myself, I know this world needs dogs so that they can be repaid with loyalty and trust. However, this dog’s ability to be loyal has raise doubts in my mind.

4. Lastly, I hope that you will be ready to give me a proper answer regarding to the title above. It would be my great pleasure to receive your honorary reply regarding this letter.

Yours truly,

___________________

( Anonymous Dog Lover)

See that? Someone is concerned about the human dog. It is so touching and it made my eyes swelled up with tears.Do you know how lucky you are? There are people out there who are concerned about you but what you do? Go cyber cafe, smoker. Let me tell you why you wear braces. It is because your canine tooth is lopsided just like a bulldog.

You think you are cool is it? You think by dropping your pants will make you suddenly turn into a cool hunk? Let me tell you, you ain't cool, you are just like a small puppy trying to be a tiger. You walk like a duck and you bark like a chihuahua.

I even wrote a poem about the HUMAN DOG

A Dog Sits Waiting

A dog sits waiting in the cold autumn sun.
Too faithful to leave, too frightened to run.

He's been here for days now with nothing to do,
but sit by the road waiting for you.

He can't understand why you left him that day.
He thought you and he were stopping to play.

He's sure you'll come back, and that's why he stays.
How long will he suffer? How many days?

His legs have grown weak, his throat's parched dry.
He's sick now from hunger and falls, with a sigh.

He lays down his head and closes his eyes.
I wish you could see how a waiting dog dies.

So sweet..so that's all about my dedication to the HUMAN DOG. To the human dog, you may say all u like, continue to drop your pants, continue to act cool but you cannot change one fact,

AND THAT IS YOU WILL FOREVER BE THE

ONE AND ONLY

HUMAN DOG

Today, I am going to blog about how to become a cheerleader.

Cheerleaders..

So hot..

Now, coming back to the topic. In order to become a cheerleader, you must have enthusiasm and and spirit.

Second, you got to have the right attire. A shirt which represents your support to the team like

Yes. Then, one has to have a pom-po

m.

After dressing up as a cheerleader, you got to be spirited and ready to scream your lungs out.

Just like this cheerleader

And if u manage to fulfill all the requirements above, you should look something like this

And if you manage to do the split, it should be something like this,

<---- Cheer 2008 reject..

That a new style called the One leg Split invented by Dato' Paul (who else).

Thanks for reading and special thanks to the photographer Audrey. =]