Jealous!?

I am off to Shrek's a.k.a. Vern Xien's house to play..
















I know...I know.. jealousy kills right?

















Ok..Ok..I look like the Undertaker..

Dogs, Man's Best Friend Or Not o.O

Dogs.. Aren't they just cuteAs you know, there is a saying that dogs are men's best friend. I use to snort at this quote but i changed my mine when i met a dog. This dog is a class above all dogs but a class lower than humans.Its my honour to present you the one and only...



THE HUMAN DOG!!

If you think I am talking about some gay services, you are wrong. This is something very serious in our society today where the number of cases of people suffering from personality disorder has risen tremendously. It is starting to spread to the younger generation most notably teenagers from my batch. It is a social ill which is destroying our morality.

What is the definition of a dog? Let me tell you, the definition of a dog is an animal who likes to follow their master with a great sense of pride and loyalty. The human dog is no difference from a normal canine just that it is a dog trapped in a human body.

Sadly, this virus had infected one of my "friend" ( note the open inverted comas ^^).

<------ Sad case.



This is Shawty ( names will not be revealed to protect the person's identity). He had been infected
Dumbass
Osomosis
Gigolo

shortnamed DOG syndrome. Sadly, he has been infected with this disease since he was 14 years old. The first sign he was infected by this terrible disease is when he started to follow a certain number of people notably us with a great sense of loyalty. We taught it was nothing until last year when his conditioned worsened. When we met him, he proudly told us that he has FUR now.(WTF!?)

Me: Hey, your down there got hair already?
Shawty: Nop,I don't have hair. I have fur.
Me: (Dulan) Oh..

Anyway, lately I have seen whisker-like hair protruding out of his face. (This is not him la..Its gonna be him though) I feel sad knowing that he would become men's best friend. (DOG) There is nothing wrong being a dog but a HUMAN DOG!?! His condition now has gone from bad to worse. Doctors have said that he is now in Stage 4..almost reaching stage 5 where he will officially grow a tail and at Stage 6 he will only know how to bark. I plead to all those who is reading this post to give your best moral support to Shawty in order for him to overcome this tough period. He is starting to act like a dog and the only way for you to show your moral support is for you to buy him various dog accessories such as dog collar, dog rubber toy and a dog bowl. If you are his best friend, might be consider buying this for him...



Yes, correct. You know he needs a mate so that he won't be too lonely. ( He likes dogs with big,long nipples)








Going back to the topic, as you know he has been infected with DOG syndrome, he will soon become a dog. For interested buyers, please do not hesitate to call me at 03-77278831 or you can contact me at my handphone 012-2132125. My email address can be contacted at doglovers91@dogmail.com or please feel free to visit my website dedicated to my love for DOGS at www.dogs4Dogs.com.dog . Bidding price will start at U$ 1000 and the expected figure is to be U$ 40,000. All proceeds will be donated to charitable organizations such as Dogs Have Rights too Association and Say no to Dog meats Foundation founded by Yang Berhormat Dato' Anjing Tan bin Cibai Darren.



So? What are you waiting for. A new breed is going to be born and you are given exclusive advantage to pre-order this amazing breed. For those who have failed to purchase this dog, please do not feel sad because all you have to do is to buy him a female companion and the breeding process will begin.


Warning: Any lost of sugar is not compensated for the dog have a craving for sugar especially sugar with roti canai.

Foul words and unnecessary barking doesn't reflect on its owner upbringing of the dog because its just a dog's nature to act in such a manner.

For those who don't have any companions, the human dog is the perfect companion for you. As I said, dogs are men's best friends.


Until then, wait..









<---- Macho right?



What the "tut"..Why my arms suddenly got fur wan?



Must be taking too much of steroids..





This post in not intentionally to defame anyone and I sincerely apologized to anyone who felt offended after reading this post. (except the dog) I do hope in the future I will have better inspirations to come up with better post..

Is it lame? Please leave your sincere comments so that I can correct my misdeeds.

Thank you for reading this post. Your precious time is highly valued by me.

PS: Oh ya, for those who are interested in the dog, please remember to feed him Pedigree Beef with Mushroom flavour. It is its favorite food. =)