Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Hello It's been so long since I updated.

Well, I am not really sure what to blog about.

So, I turned on my computer and decided to see my blog's comment. Boy oh Boy, I didn't know that there was a girl who was so interested in me. Man, looks like my effort this few months hasn't gone down the drain.

Hmm.. She said my blog was lame. Well, I couldn't agree more with her. I indeed have a lame blog, I can't deny that.

There is something I want to share with you. When I was 10, the doctor diagnose me with ADD.
If those of you don't know what is ADD, it's called Attention Deficit Disorder. This is someone who was diagnosed with ADD but turned out successful in life.











Okay. Back into the topic. Oh yah.. this reminds me of something. You know about the girl who complimented me in my blog. Well, I have a friend who have a crush on her since form 2.

This friend of mine always tells me about her and I will be like stoning. This friend of mine I shall name him as A. A is a boy. Obviously isn't it?

Anyways, I know that girl since form 1 I think. One time, during our final year exam, she told me to tell A that she isn't interested in him. Wahahahaha.. I am laughed till my penis shriveled. Wahahaha.. I am still laughing now.

Just imagine this...Wahaha.. indescribable..

Sorry for the brief interruption.

I told A about this and A was sad. One day, I received a SMS from A. He told me that life was meaningless to him just like an uncarbonified diamond. I was like

O.O"

Boy, he was so depressed. I cheered him up by buying him ice cream and he responded well like a small child. Next thing, he was already asking the old ice cream vendor for her phone number.

This guy recovered quickly and I was left swooning over his fast progression.

The other day, I was chatting with my friend about people who like to use the internet as a space to hide their true identity. Their true personality. Sadly to say, nowadays there are still these low IQ people who prefer to hide themselves behind the shield of their monitor and write stuff about people without having any guilty conscience.

My friend told me that these people are usually losers and bummers.

I couldn't agree more with him. These people usually like to sit in the living hall in front of the television with the computer facing them writing malicious stuff.

I just hope for world peace. You know what I mean?

Why can't we live together in harmony?

Why must the Malays despise the Chinese?

Why must Tom hate Jerry?

Why must the police shoot robbers?

Why must dog bark at cats?

Why must the Indians be black?

Why must the black be white?

Why must the cereal be eaten with milk and not Carlsberg?

Why must we say no to drugs but yes to Panadol?

Why must the bad guys be bad?


Haiz.. If only Homer Simpson was here..


Anyways, if you have a problem, always have a positive attitude in facing your problems like this



That sums it all up =]

What's up

Saturday, June 21, 2008

I hate Chinese

You want to know the reason I hate Chinese?

Because I am Chinese..

Whatever so lame right?

I like Chinese people

I like Chinese food

I like China

I like Chinese Fried Rice

I like Chinese Fried Chicken

I like Chinese Fried Pork

I like Chinese Exams..

What? Haha..Too bored.. so bear with me..

I like myself

I like Chinese

o.o

o.o"

sue me if I offend you

If u dare,,

Come la..

Like u can

Sorry

for wasting ur time

Cause I am lame

I can't help it.

I really need a

need a

need a

DOG..

but I have a dog liao..

So i need a

need a

need a

Car

but I can't drive

So I need a

Need a

Need a

Need a

Mental Check up

Bye Bye

Sayornara

Lala

I hate lala

Especially lalamui

Clam girls.

So ugly

Like chickens..

But I don't know why

An Xin seems to Like Them

Ps: I know u are gonna spam my chatbox

I don't care so sue me

Sorry.. I am too bored

Not my fault rite?

I hate Arabs

I love them la

I am not a racist

Just joking

I am a racist

No

I am Not

Ok ok

I am not racist

Conclusion?

Paul Chua is not a racist

Haha

I feel sien

Bye Bye

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Tagged by Chie Jing

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
80 years old

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
Iraq

3. If you could have one word that'll describe your mood right now, what would it be like?
Horny
4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
Yes! =]

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
To become a princess

6.Do you believe you can survive without money?
No ( Isn't that obvious?)

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
My wallet

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Go and start a chicken farm

9. How would you describe the person u like *at the moment*?
I like my dog..so Furry?

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you?
Muscular, Handsome ,Short!?

11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
o.o I dunno stop licking me?

12. Is there anything that you cannot lose in your life?
My banana =]

13. What's your ambition?
Gigolo

14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
Iraq

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My dog

16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
Should have gone to SK school..

17. When's your birthday?
17-8-1992.

18. What music have you been listening to recently?
Opera

19. What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could?
Grow watermelons..(use your imagination)

20. Any secret admirer?
No (Is there !? =] )

I tag..

I dunno who to tag lol =]